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[00:00:02] Speaker A: You are now listening to the Bulls and Queens podcast where we have sexy fun exploring the lifestyle and swinging exploits of black bulls, queens of spades, cuckold fantasies, open relationships, seductive interracial encounters and other kinky shenanigans that are sure to get you off in a very good way.
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[00:01:09] Speaker B: What up, what up, what up yo? It's Doc Chocolate with the Bulls and Queens show.
And I am here with my lovely co host and girlfriend.
[00:01:21] Speaker C: Fun Charlie.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: And what are we going to talk about today, Fun Charlie?
[00:01:27] Speaker C: We are going to talk about my ex's.
My ex came from where he lives and where he's staying right now to Las Vegas for his 60th birthday party. And we showed him an interesting time as is Las Vegas.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. That is crazy. Crazy. So you had a 60 year old boyfriend, you got in on a senior citizens discount?
[00:01:55] Speaker C: Oh my God.
[00:01:56] Speaker B: No, the, the fun thing about her ex is he actually looks 20 years younger. So he's a young looking guy.
[00:02:05] Speaker C: He also like, he has a young, like he parties with the, the young people. Like the lifestyle keeps you young. I think the. But yeah, he's got a young kind of vibe so I always forget and it's always kind of a fun bar trick. But then he gets mad that I'm telling everybody, you know, his old, his age. But anyway, so we're calling him Boston Bob for today.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Boston Bob because he grew up in Boston.
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So we are going to talk about Boston Bob and his visit.
[00:05:52] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: To Las Vegas.
[00:05:54] Speaker C: To Las Vegas.
[00:05:54] Speaker B: 60Th birthday party.
[00:05:55] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:05:56] Speaker B: All right, so tell everybody about Mr. Boston Bob.
[00:06:00] Speaker C: He is a lot of fun to party with. We did not, you know, last. He was my. He was. He brought me into lifestyle.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: You could have had two boyfriends.
[00:06:10] Speaker A: What?
[00:06:12] Speaker B: Boston Bob and Dark Chocolate.
[00:06:13] Speaker C: It's exhausting. It's exhausting having one. Damn, I love you.
Yeah, so Boston Bob brought me into the lifestyle years and years ago and you know, we didn't work out, but he is a lot of fun to party with and I knew you would like him. And so, yeah, we, we did POD Bash last year altogether and we've, you know, gotten into a few things, but.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: It'S been like you.
[00:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah, like me. And yeah, so he came up and we were like, fuck yeah, let's party. But we, we had to leave on. We couldn't be here Saturday, so we had to do our fun stuff on Friday.
[00:06:59] Speaker B: Y. Yes. On Friday.
That is correct. So he turned you to the lifestyle. So it's almost like I'm getting, like, envisioning a vampire going down and just biting a woman. And he doesn't drain her blood completely. He just does it enough until she, like, turns into a vampire. So he basically came down and, like, did the same process. Turned you into the lifestyle.
[00:07:26] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: Lifestyler.
[00:07:27] Speaker C: No, we. We met on a dating app after. Right after the pandemic.
You know, I was like, I was tired of dating. Dating. And he was like, well, you got to get into the lifestyle. And I was like, well, what's that? And he's explained it to me. And I was like, where the hell has this been? And it has been under. Right. Right in. In, you know, full view. Just, like, right under the radar. So I was like, hell, yeah. Sign me up. And it has been a wild ride ever since.
[00:07:56] Speaker B: Yes. So, yeah, that is crazy. Once you get into the lifestyle, it is definitely a slippery slope, but. But it's mostly fun. So I know that there's a lot of listeners, viewers who. They may not be immersed or participating in the lifestyle right now, but they may be listening to this podcast so that they can learn about it.
[00:08:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: And learn from our adventures. So it's definitely. If you do get into it and you're not part of it right now, it will likely be a big part of what you do. That's why they call it a lifestyle.
[00:08:32] Speaker C: Yeah. It definitely found. I felt like I had found a missing part of my life that I did not know was missing, but it was like I felt whole after that. I was like, this is. Yeah.
So that's why when we got together, we. We both were like, the. The person has to be lifestyle.
[00:08:51] Speaker B: Yes. Yes. The missing piece was a BBC in her.
That's what made her feel whole after we filled her holes. Holes. Yes.
[00:09:03] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: So.
Oh, God, we are crazy. All right, so Boston Bob, he came down for his 60th birthday. He wanted to have a fun time. So when he came down, as Charlie said, we had to go out of town to Palm Springs the next day on Saturday, So we decided to go out partying on Friday.
So we went to a lifestyle club out here called Red Rooster.
[00:09:31] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:09:31] Speaker B: And some of you guys and ladies may have heard of it before if you come to Las Vegas and you know about the lifestyle out here, but it's actually the oldest lifestyle club in Vegas. It's been around since, like, the early 80s, I believe.
[00:09:47] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:09:48] Speaker B: Like 1982. 1983.
[00:09:50] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: And. Yeah. Crazy.
[00:09:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: Right.
[00:09:53] Speaker C: That is insane.
[00:09:54] Speaker B: Yeah. And so we took Boston Bob over there because a lot of the clubs out here in Vegas, you're required to have a.
A partner. A female partner.
[00:10:10] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:10] Speaker B: So a lot of the clubs, it's either you come as a couple, male, female, couple, or single females are allowed.
[00:10:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:20] Speaker B: And Red Rooster is one of the clubs where a single mal can actually attend. Yeah.
[00:10:26] Speaker C: Believe it or not.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: Believe it or not. So.
So before we actually went out to Red Rooster, we left the house, our house, at around, I think, 10 o'. Clock, and Boston Bob gave me a red sash.
[00:10:43] Speaker C: Oh, he did. That's right, he did.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: He did.
And he told me, he said, this is something that you need to give to Charlie. And he said, you'll know the right time to give it to her.
And he. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, something weird. That's funny. And then he kind of gave me like a little 30 second synopsis on the. The story behind it. So you got to tell everybody about the red sash.
[00:11:11] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Okay, so I.
Yeah, when in my brother's wedding, I wore a.
All the bridesmaids wore the same dress. And there was a ribbon around the dress. Like it was all like.
Yeah, it was like a lace covered thing, but there was like a bow, like a really long bow. And that night my ex used it on me during sex. But at the time I was not into.
Yeah, he. He always kind of did it more of a humiliating me kind of thing. It wasn't me wanting to be humiliated. So I. Which many of the things that I have done since then is I have taken those things, the words, the objects, the whatevers. And sex is a really, really good place to work a lot of that stuff out. And you can take the power back on words and objects and stuff. So I gave that to Boston Bob a while ago and said I have to de. What did I say?
[00:12:33] Speaker A: De ju. It.
[00:12:34] Speaker C: But that's probably politically incorrect. I don't even know.
[00:12:38] Speaker B: So I burned sage and I said a prayer.
[00:12:42] Speaker C: Yeah. We had to break the.
[00:12:44] Speaker B: The name of the lifestyle.
[00:12:46] Speaker C: God energy on it. Yeah. So.
Oh, yeah.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: So we cast out all these horrible demons out of this sash.
[00:12:54] Speaker C: But the way you brought it to me was you're like, I need you to close your eyes. And I'm like, I was just sitting on the couch on my phone, whatever. And he's like, I need you to close your eyes. And he. Then he came in the room, put. He had my. Had me put my wrists in front of me. And he hide me. And I'm like, what the fuck? And there was a slight thought that it was that, but I was like, where did that come from? Because I thought. I thought I gave it to you and I thought you lost it, but.
Or misplaced it. Not lost it. I mean, it had to be in the house somewhere. But anyway, yeah, so when I opened my eyes, it was that ribbon. I was like, where the fuck do you get this?
[00:13:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I got it from Boston Bob.
[00:13:35] Speaker C: That's so funny. That was awesome. And I had to text him and Tom, you know, that was a nice handoff.
[00:13:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
So we had the recession. So anyways, he gave it to me. And before we talk about, like, what happened at the Red Rooster, let me just describe, like, physically what it actually looks like. So basically, the Red Rooster, it was built from a house. And over the years, over the decades, they just added onto it. So the house is probably about a good 7 to 9,000 square feet, I would say it is two levels. It has a big, huge parking lot with extended parking lots as well for spillover traffic or whatever they call the. The traffic that can't fit into the main parking lot. You could probably fit about a good 60 cars in that parking lot. And so once you go inside the house, there's an area for the people, the hosts, to collect the money to give you access. So a lot of the lifestyle clubs, you have to pay in advance via credit card online before you actually get in the club. But with Red Rooster, they're a little bit more old school. You just come in and you can pay your cash at the door or do a debit credit card at the door as well. And so I believe the prices I know is 60 bucks for a couple, and I think 100 bucks for single guys and ladies are probably like 15 or 20 bucks or something low like that. Single ladies. And so once you go in there, there's big area with two separate areas for bar, and they have multiple bathrooms. They have a big, huge dance area with chairs, multiple rows of chairs and a DJ booth.
And they also have another section that's connected to that area. And it's all open space, so there's not a lot of walls or anything like that.
And in the next space besides that is an area where they have couches. You can sit down, chill. You can watch porn on the big screen TV that they have. They always have. Crazy old school.
[00:16:15] Speaker C: Yeah, it is all there. It's so good, right? Yeah.
[00:16:18] Speaker B: And then you go through one door and there is a Big area with multiple cots, beds, whatever you want to call it, where you can basically fuck and people can watch you. So it's for those people that are voyeur. You know, let's just call it the voyeur room.
[00:16:38] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. And it's cool because it's like. It's kind of like Seinfeld levels kind of thing. Yeah, it's like. It's. The whole thing is the level of each next bed. So there's not a lot of room to walk around unless you're going up.
[00:16:54] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:16:54] Speaker C: So it's really cool. And then. And the beds are built into the level so there's no furniture. It's just like.
But the mattresses aren't open. They're sunken into each level. So it looks like bed on bed on bed. It's very cool.
[00:17:09] Speaker B: Correct, correct. And obviously a place for all the warriors to stand and watch and yank their tool or whatever you want to call it. And then coming out of there, at the other section of the seating area near the dance floor, is a hallway that leads you. It's a small hallway, and it leads you into three separate rooms, I believe it is, where you can go in and they have a guy standing there, like, keeping track of the time, but you can get, like, 15 or 20 minutes, and you can close the door and you can just fucking.
So, like, that was actually where I had my first lifestyle experience. I.
Yeah, my first lifestyle experience, like, eight, Seven. Eight years previous, but that's on another podcast.
And so coming out from that area back to the. The back end of the seating area, you can go into the indoor pool area. And so there's a big pool and a sauna. Or is it a Jacuzzi?
[00:18:18] Speaker C: I have no. I don't know.
[00:18:20] Speaker B: Okay. Something with warm water.
[00:18:22] Speaker C: It's a. It's a hot tub. Ish thing.
[00:18:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And so that area, you could probably fit a good 20 to 30 people in that area. It's enclosed, so pretty cool. And then you exit out of that indoor pool area, and then there's a locker room area where you can store your at, and there's more bathrooms. And then I believe there's another pool table.
And when you go out the doors, you can actually go outside. There's a covered.
What do you call it?
[00:18:55] Speaker C: Smoking area.
[00:18:55] Speaker B: Smoking area.
And, you know, people go out there, smoke, chill, you know, catch the fresh air.
[00:19:00] Speaker C: Tables out there.
[00:19:01] Speaker B: Tables out there.
And that right there is the first level.
Now, once you go upstairs, the upstairs area, there's signs which basically state that it's for couples only. Right. And then I'll let Charlie tell everybody and explain what the upstairs looks like.
[00:19:20] Speaker C: Okay. So, yeah, you just go up one set of stairs or. I'm sorry, it's on the second floor. But it's just. It's kind of a narrow set of stairs anyway.
There is. When you get onto the top, it's kind of an open area with handrails.
Like, there's a. There's a clear hallway to the actual playroom.
And then. So you can see downstairs, you can see.
So there's big areas cut out, and then there's hand. Like wrought iron handrails around.
So it's kind of, you know, kind of old school fancy, but.
And then there's a T. Is there a TV in there? I think there are multiple couches and TV in that area. So everybody can hang out and flirt and stuff before they go into the play area, I think is kind of what happens. But by the time we go upstairs, we are going into the playroom usually, so we haven't hung out there much.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: And before you go into the playroom, you have to be naked.
[00:20:21] Speaker C: Oh, yes, yes, yes. There is a bouncer type guy.
And yeah. There are cubbies. You have to take all your clothes off.
I don't. Are there. They don't even give out towels or anything. Yeah, no, you just have to be totally naked. You get. I think you can take in your toys and your lubes and stuff like that and condoms, but nothing else.
[00:20:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:42] Speaker A: And.
[00:20:43] Speaker C: Yeah, so. And the beds are already made with, you know, clean linens and stuff. But, you know, as. As people play. I don't. I'm. I don't know. Do they have replacement?
[00:20:56] Speaker B: I am not sure. Replacement sheets?
[00:20:58] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: I hadn't seen any, so I'm like.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: I haven't seen any.
[00:21:01] Speaker C: So.
[00:21:02] Speaker B: I mean, there's a chance that we caught chlamydia from one of the bed sheets.
[00:21:06] Speaker C: No, we made sure that we were on a fresh one.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: But.
[00:21:09] Speaker C: Yeah, I was just like, I don't know what happens when. Yeah, because there were some.
Yeah. Some interesting people playing in the one downstairs in the voyeur room. And we were like, we are not playing on that bed.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:22] Speaker C: But. Yeah.
[00:21:24] Speaker B: And the interesting thing about the upstairs is it's very dimly lit and there's a lot of red lights.
[00:21:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:31] Speaker B: On there. So it just kind of creates like a more sensual type of feeling.
[00:21:36] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:21:37] Speaker B: And atmosphere. And in the bedrooms, there's two big bedrooms, and in each of those bedrooms there are three to four Beds. And so you can. You can have orgies, which I was actually been to a couple 40s.
[00:21:51] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:21:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, that's another episode. And then they also have a shower.
[00:21:56] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: For second level.
[00:21:59] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:21:59] Speaker B: So that's the description of the whole place.
[00:22:01] Speaker C: Can we say, though, because every time we talk about a club, I want to highlight this, because it is not. It's not. I don't think it's good practice, and I feel like the clubs need to go away from this because it's not keeping the creepy guys away. Creepy guys have money guys.
[00:22:17] Speaker B: The. The reason we love you, creepy guys, the guy.
[00:22:21] Speaker A: The.
[00:22:21] Speaker C: The clubs. A lot of the clubs who don't allow single guys in, or they only allow them in on one night or another night, and it's extremely expensive for those guys. And it's like. And they. It's apparently so, you know, supposed to keep the numbers down and the. The creepy guys out, but the creepy guys have money and they get in and they.
They're just as creepy. It's like, that. That's not helping. And so we're not a fan of that.
There are better ways of doing it there. You. You can have, you know, single guys be sponsored by couples. Yeah. You. You know, the couple sponsors the guy for maybe three to four parties, and then if they've behaved themselves, then they can then come by themselves. But I've. I've ran into that, and that seems to work really well.
And okay, maybe. Maybe they have to pay a little bit more, but the prices are ridiculous, you know, so it's like, you're not keeping away creepy guys. You're keeping away the good guys that maybe don't have that much money to come on, you know, every week or whatever.
[00:23:31] Speaker B: True. And also what happens is, you know, we've seen this on multiple occasions when we've gone to the Rooster, is there'll be a guy, and, you know, he's obviously brought an escort.
[00:23:43] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, my God.
[00:23:44] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:23:45] Speaker C: Oh, my God. It is so obvious, too. It's, like, very obvious.
[00:23:49] Speaker B: And I'm like, hey, I want to play with that cute little escort over there.
Charlie's like, don't you dare.
[00:23:56] Speaker C: I was like, they don't look like they want to be spreading joy. Is that. Is not what that looked like.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: That little cute Asian girl that was with that old guy looked like she wanted to spread some joy.
[00:24:08] Speaker C: She did. He did not.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: I was waiting with my baseball mitts to catch all that joy.
[00:24:12] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
[00:24:16] Speaker B: So that's the pros and the Cons of the Red Rooster, the pros behind it, in my opinion, is there's a lot of dancing. It's fun. I mean, you're gonna get a mixture of people, you're gonna get. Get what you want to say. Good, bad, ugly. You're gonna get all types of height, weight, proportionate people, everything. Height, weights, unproportionate people. It's gonna be a very, very nice.
Basically, it's basically society. So it's not just a bunch of.
[00:24:45] Speaker C: And be very clear. I'm gonna be very clear without trying to be too. Okay.
[00:24:49] Speaker B: We are going to be politically correct.
[00:24:50] Speaker C: It is everything from a good day at the park where you have a little bit of everyone, you know, walking around and some people are doing their fitness thing. Some people are, you know, walking around, just hanging out. Some people are laying on the ground and on the sun. In the sun and stuff. And then you have, you know, the two o' clock in the morning Walmart crowd. And there are Del Marts going to see that at Red Rooster. But the fun part of it is, is that there is anything and everything when you go. And it is, it can be so fun to just experience. And it's just like you just, you can. And it's not as like Hoity Toity as like some of the other clubs. So you don't have to like super dress up. You can just go. You're like, I'm going to drink, I'm going to dance, I'm going to have fun and I'm going to fuck. And that's like. That's kind of what that place is.
[00:25:47] Speaker B: Yeah. That is a very, very good thank you description. Thank you, thank you. Yeah. It's like a melting pot of America.
[00:25:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:25:55] Speaker B: Yeah. So we, once we get to Red Rooster, is myself, Fun Charlie, Boston Bob, Y. We go in, we pay our money, and then Boston Bob is like, oh, I got to pay 100 bucks.
And I was like, oh, shit, we forgot he was cool. Cool.
[00:26:12] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:26:13] Speaker B: And we go in, we check in our alcohol. Vodka, baby.
And we all have a drink.
[00:26:20] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:26:21] Speaker C: Because it is a bring your own liquor situation. You.
Yes. There's a bartender who actually gives you the drinks, but you keep the liquor at the bar until you leave.
[00:26:32] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:26:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:26:33] Speaker B: Until you're ready to lick her.
[00:26:34] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: So we sat down at a table and by this time it was probably about 10:30, 11:00 o', clock. Ish, I want to say.
And we sat down at a table and just kind of want to get our bearings and just look and see who all Is there. And just, you know, get a feel for everything. Right.
And when I go to a clubs like that, I like to just like, not sit too long because then you become wallflowers, Right? So I like to maybe just chill and just get a feeling for the atmosphere.
[00:27:09] Speaker C: Yes. And we were showing him around though, too. We gave him a tour.
So that took a good. And we had a drink. That's my thing. You can dance a lot sooner, actually. You can dance like as soon as we get there. I have to have at least like a half a drink to get myself, like, out of my head and loosen it up a little bit. So while we were showing him around, we had our drink and we were kind of getting warmed up.
[00:27:31] Speaker B: Yes, we were.
And so we sat down at the table and there was a couple that sat down next to us. And that couple had a very, very rowdy lady.
What are we going to call this rowdy lady?
We're gonna call her Rudy, the rowdy lady.
[00:27:49] Speaker C: All right.
[00:27:49] Speaker B: Her name is Rudy.
[00:27:50] Speaker C: I love that.
[00:27:51] Speaker B: Rudy. If you're listening to this. God damn you, Rudy.
So. So we're sitting down at the table and Rudy is on something. I don't know what Rudy is on, but she either drinks something, she sniffs something, she swallowed a pill or something. But Rudy was on some.
[00:28:09] Speaker C: She was feeling good.
[00:28:09] Speaker B: She should not have been. Yeah, she should not have been on it.
[00:28:12] Speaker C: She was feeling good in her own little world that she had.
[00:28:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rudy was getting quite rude.
[00:28:18] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: So she comes over to. To Boston Bob and she wants to dance. Boston Bob takes one look at her and he's like, oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. And she keeps on accosting Bob, right?
[00:28:32] Speaker C: And he's like, she's not taking no for an answer.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: Yeah, she's not taking no for an answer, right? And so she finally, you know, gives up and she goes out dancing and, you know, whatever. Whatever, right? And so we're sitting, all three of us, and then, you know, my song comes on.
That song is the Wobble.
[00:28:50] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:28:50] Speaker B: Right. You know? Yeah, because, you know.
[00:28:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:28:53] Speaker B: If you're black and you got your black card, you are required to go out to the dance floor whenever you hear the Wobble Cupid Shuffle or those other little line dancing type songs, right? And so we all go out there and we're doing our wobble. And so it's a.
You. You gotta do certain steps, right? And so rowdy fucking Rudy just comes along to me and she's trying to like, like, bump into me. Like, hard and aggressively trying to grind on me. And she's messing up my wobble. You're knocking me off rhythm, right? And so, you know, I just kind of smile, and then I kind of move about 10, 15ft away from her on the dance floor, you know, hoping that Rowdy Rudy's gonna try and Rowdy Rudy dance with somebody else. But this chick follows me.
[00:29:46] Speaker C: Yes, she did.
[00:29:46] Speaker B: She's stalking me.
[00:29:47] Speaker C: Yes, she was.
[00:29:48] Speaker B: And then she bumps me again even harder. She's, like, grabbing me and this or that. I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
[00:29:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:29:55] Speaker B: Get off of me.
[00:29:56] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:29:56] Speaker B: You know, you're missing my wobble up. And you never, ever mess with a black man in his wobble.
[00:30:03] Speaker C: Yeah. No, never. And while this was hilarious to watch, while she was, like, accosting both of you, it was. It was. It was excessive. Even if she wasn't like.
Even if she was like, you're the hot lady or the hot woman in the club, she was being obnoxious, and it was being. It was way too much.
[00:30:27] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:30:28] Speaker C: It was rude as fuck.
[00:30:29] Speaker B: Yes. That's why your name is Rudy.
[00:30:31] Speaker C: Yeah. Because, like, we. She was not anyone that either of the guys would want to play with.
But that being said, even if she was a hot girl, this was still rude as fuck. It was just. It was. It was. She was just being so rude, and she was not taking a hint, and she was going on and on. And then when she said no, she was trying something else and trying something else. I was like, what is her deal? Like, we've never run into that before.
[00:30:57] Speaker B: I mean, if she looks like Halle Berry or Megan Fox, I'm just being real.
She could have bumped me. And I'm like. I'm just. Yeah. Disclaimer.
[00:31:09] Speaker C: I'm just trying to say that even for a hot girl, we would have been like, okay. What the. You know? Like, that was. It was weird. It was weird.
[00:31:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:31:18] Speaker C: Yeah. So anyway.
[00:31:19] Speaker B: Yeah. So she was definitely not my cup of tea.
[00:31:21] Speaker C: No, no, no, no.
[00:31:22] Speaker B: So that was very, very aggravated.
[00:31:26] Speaker C: Half undressed at that point.
[00:31:28] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, yeah. Put your titties away, man.
So.
So, like, we were on the dance floor dancing for a few minutes, and then there was a older lady that came in. You remember her?
[00:31:39] Speaker C: Yes, yes.
[00:31:40] Speaker B: A cute old lady. She was right in her 60s, maybe, say. And so she was nice. She was like, oh, honey, how do you dance to this song?
[00:31:48] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:31:49] Speaker B: Showing her all the steps and whatnot. And I could tell she wanted to get girl dick.
[00:31:58] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:31:58] Speaker B: But she did it appropriately. Though.
[00:32:01] Speaker C: Yes, she did.
[00:32:02] Speaker B: She did.
[00:32:02] Speaker C: She even tried again later, but she still was very appropriate. She wasn't rude. She wasn't being, like, totally, like, aggressive or anything like that.
[00:32:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And I like her. Like, I will dance with her all night long. You know, I'm probably not going to fuck her, but, like, I will dance with her smile or, you know, chop it up with her, you know. All night. Well, not all night, but. You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:27] Speaker C: But there's good aggressive and there's bad aggressive.
[00:32:29] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:32:29] Speaker C: This was bad aggressive.
[00:32:31] Speaker B: Correct, Correct. So we go back to the table, and then the old lady, the older lady, she comes.
She comes to the. To our table, and she goes to Boston Bob. And she's like, oh, thank you so much for teaching me how to do the wobble and this and that. And Boston Bob is just sitting there, like, just all proud. He's like, oh, you're welcome. And then I'm thinking in my head, I'm looking at you, Charlie. I'm like, the. That was me that.
[00:33:01] Speaker C: I know. I was like, thinking, she wasn't that you.
[00:33:04] Speaker B: I was like, oh, she thinks that Boston Bob is me. Hey, not all of us black guys look alike.
[00:33:13] Speaker C: Oh, that was hilarious. She was so funny when she figured it out, too.
[00:33:17] Speaker B: No, but I mean, we. We have similar looks, me and Boston Bob.
[00:33:21] Speaker C: They do.
[00:33:21] Speaker B: And so. And I think we were wearing similar clothing.
[00:33:24] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:33:25] Speaker B: And so that was funny. So when I said, no, that was me, she looked and she was like, oh, that was.
[00:33:32] Speaker C: She was so embarrassed. She was so embarrassed.
[00:33:35] Speaker B: She was.
So after that, we gotta talk about Rowdy Rudy.
[00:33:43] Speaker C: Oh, God.
[00:33:43] Speaker B: Rowdy Rudy made an appearance again.
[00:33:46] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:33:46] Speaker B: Hurricane Rowdy Rudy hit landfall again. So this time she comes to.
She was trying to do the hat trick. She started with Bob, and then she got to me second. And then finally, for the third time, she went over to Charlie. Yeah. And then she accost you, and she's like, oh, hey, baby. And I think your tits are all out. And she's not like, yet. Not yet. Okay, tell her what happened.
[00:34:12] Speaker C: Well, it happens sometimes because. Because if the ladies strike out with you guys, sometimes they'll try to go through. Get you by going through me. Like, get me on board and then some. Maybe you'll come with me or something.
And. But she came to the. She came up to the table and all, like, sloppy and just, like, drunk. And I don't know what she was on. She was like, hey, you want to get your titties out and come dance with me. And I don't know. Okay, let me, let me just.
Let me just preface this by saying I have been on and off my hormones. So they have been my. I was all over the place. I was not. If anybody, any ladies out there know how it feels when you're dealing with your hormones. If they're off, you don't give a. And you don't want to deal with anything. Like you have zero to give. So. Okay, just by saying.
[00:35:06] Speaker B: Okay, okay, so that's disclaimer in the press.
[00:35:09] Speaker C: That's my disclaimer. Anyway, I immediately, without even thinking said absolutely not. Is that what I said? Absolutely not.
[00:35:18] Speaker B: You said absolutely not. And she was like, oh, come on, babe, it'll be fun. And you said it louder. Absolutely not.
[00:35:27] Speaker C: Didn't I add a fuck in there?
[00:35:29] Speaker B: Yes, absolutely fucking not.
[00:35:32] Speaker C: Yeah, no.
[00:35:33] Speaker B: And I'm sitting next to you. I'm like, God damn.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: Shit.
[00:35:39] Speaker B: You got this.
[00:35:42] Speaker C: Both of you guys.
So trouble.
[00:35:45] Speaker B: Hold on a second. I did not say that verbally. I was thinking that in my head.
[00:35:49] Speaker C: Open though.
[00:35:50] Speaker B: I was like, damn, you shot her the down.
[00:35:55] Speaker C: I was not.
[00:35:55] Speaker B: My eyes were wide open. I was like, damn. I never seen Charlie like that.
[00:36:00] Speaker C: Oh my God.
[00:36:01] Speaker B: Shit.
[00:36:02] Speaker C: No.
[00:36:02] Speaker B: And I was like, damn. And then I look over at boss and Bob and his eyes are open to too.
[00:36:08] Speaker C: Oh my God. I. I felt bad as soon as I saw you guys face because I didn't realize like how abrupt I had been. But I was so tired of her already at that moment. And I was like, what do you do? She wasn't reading the room at all. We were all giving her the cold shoulder. There was no, there was nothing about our vibe that said come over and let you know I want to dance with my titties out with you. You know, nothing. Yeah, so I was just like, she was so obnoxious and she was drunk and she was. Whatever she was doing, she wasn't caring about anybody else. And so I was like, fuck no. Fuck no.
[00:36:44] Speaker B: No. She had looked like Halle Berry or Mega Fox. Charlie would have had a different reaction, I'm sure. Absolutely. Yes, I'm sure.
[00:36:52] Speaker C: I'm sure. But she wasn't and she didn't.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: And no, but I mean, all seriousness though. She was being very, very, very obnoxious.
[00:37:02] Speaker C: But hey, I. I shut that shit down though.
[00:37:04] Speaker B: You did, you did. And I'm proud of you because somet you. Yeah. Like, yeah, you handle that very aggressively. But you made your point. Thank you. So.
[00:37:15] Speaker C: So anyways, so that's enough with her.
[00:37:17] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, but but in hindsight, you know, just a rule of thumb, you know, if somebody does want to do something with you or you or whatever, you always have the opportunity to say yes or no. Yes. Whether you're a male or female. But try to be polite, you know, cordial, you know, now we do know that obviously there's a lot of, you know, super, super, uber aggressive people.
[00:37:46] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:37:47] Speaker B: And if they don't get the hints, the polite hints. Okay. Then maybe you need to escalate a little bit. Right.
So. Absolutely not.
[00:37:59] Speaker C: So.
[00:38:00] Speaker B: So anyways, fast forwarding a little bit.
Bob found two ladies at the club.
[00:38:10] Speaker C: Yeah. So what did we go up to the top to see what was going on. And we left him to his own, like, volition. Volition.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: So what happened was, I believe we were either dancing some more or just walking on around and just, you know, kind of seeing what was going on maybe in the Voya room. And then Boston Bob went off by himself. And when we saw him again, he was in the pool area.
[00:38:38] Speaker C: Oh, that's right.
[00:38:39] Speaker B: And he had these two chicks, and they were all butt ass naked in the pool, I think, in the sauna area.
[00:38:45] Speaker C: He worked fast.
[00:38:46] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he definitely did. Yeah. Boston Bob wasted no time. He said, this is my 60th birthday.
And so I go over and I kind of lean over, and I'm like, hey, this is my boy Bob, and it's his 60th birthday, so make sure you treat him right.
I gave a little wink, wink and walked off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wingman, baby. And so after that, after we knew that Boston Bob was being very, very well taken care of, we left. And we were like, okay, we could do our own thing now. Right.
So what do we do after that? Do you remember?
[00:39:21] Speaker C: I do. We decided we were gonna go up to the upstairs where the couples are, and we wanted to see if anything was going on in the playroom.
[00:39:29] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:39:31] Speaker C: And I think we were like. We didn't see anybody. We were like.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: So we had to get naked.
[00:39:36] Speaker C: Yeah, we had to get naked.
[00:39:37] Speaker B: The bouncer was definitely, definitely checking you out from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet.
[00:39:43] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:39:44] Speaker B: And everything in between.
[00:39:45] Speaker C: That was funny.
Yes. Yeah. So we decided to go. We were like, okay, we're up here. Let's just go ahead and for a little bit and see what happens.
[00:39:55] Speaker B: But it was so boring because it's like we were the only ones in either one of the rooms because it's Friday. So even though there's a decent number of people that come out on Friday, it's not like a Saturday where there's like 150 people like packed in there, right?
[00:40:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:40:11] Speaker B: And so we're just looking at each other. It's like off. Yeah.
[00:40:15] Speaker C: Like, we can do this at home.
[00:40:16] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:18] Speaker C: Nicer bed.
[00:40:18] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. On nicer beds. Right. If we want to fog, we could just fuck it. The house.
[00:40:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:40:24] Speaker B: By ourselves, you know. And so I think, was it me that made the suggestion or you of going downstairs?
[00:40:31] Speaker C: I think we just kind of were like, you want to go? Oh, I think I did. Because you, I don't think you would have said that because we had never just like gone down there to do it, like to put on a show or anything, you know?
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:44] Speaker C: And like, usually if we're, if I'm fucking in public or if we're fucking in public, at least up to that point with each other, it's. It's not necessarily to put on a show. We're just fucking in public. We know it's just happening.
[00:40:57] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:40:58] Speaker C: But this time we were like, let's go, let's. I was like, you want to go downstairs and go into the voyeur room? And.
[00:41:03] Speaker B: And you know, in front of everybody.
[00:41:05] Speaker C: And he's like, yeah. And I was like, hell, okay.
[00:41:08] Speaker B: So I said it just like that, right? Yeah. And we're gonna, we're gonna tell you what happened when we went downstairs and in front of everybody after these commercial messages.
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Make sure you go to docchocolatefans.com and check out funcharli.com so before the commercials, we were talking about how we were in the rooms upstairs, and we were like, we could be doing this at the house. Why are we doing this? And we. We were like, let's go down to the public playroom where all the voyeurs are standing. And let's. Down there. So we put. Well, you.
I put on my. My underwear back on.
[00:43:12] Speaker C: Yes, because you have to.
[00:43:13] Speaker B: Because I have to. Because I'm a male.
[00:43:14] Speaker C: You just walk around downstairs with their dicks out.
[00:43:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Because they don't want me knocking over with my dick.
[00:43:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:43:19] Speaker B: And Charlie went downstairs, but ass naked. I did, you know, because we. We wanted to put on a show. A show?
[00:43:25] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:43:26] Speaker B: Yeah. We were exhibitionist AF that night. Right. And so everybody's looking at us, and when they all see us go into the public playroom, we have to walk.
[00:43:34] Speaker C: Across, like, go through the pool room by the bar. Go through the.
[00:43:38] Speaker B: Off.
[00:43:39] Speaker C: Through the dance floor. Yes. Through the seating area. There's a bunch of tables and stuff like that.
[00:43:44] Speaker B: Yes, yeah. And we got into the public playroom and we were like the pied piper playing that pipe. And all the little mice that were voyeurs followed us in there because There was literally one or two people in there when we entered. And within two minutes, there was like 30 people up in there just watching.
[00:44:03] Speaker C: Watching. Because there's some nights if you don't get a lot of people starting the party, there's not a lot of playing. So this night was kind of one of those nights where it was like everybody was kind of flirting and there were got people getting naked in the pool and the rooms, but not a lot of. So we decided we were like, yeah, let's go do this.
[00:44:23] Speaker B: So. Yeah, let's go do this. And I wanted to do you.
[00:44:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:44:26] Speaker B: So we got in there and then I got fully naked. And then we just started kissing and making out a little bit and whatnot. And then I think you start giving me a blow job, and then I think I start eating your pussy. And we do a little bit of 69.
And then because me and Charlie are both content creators and we've done porn and whatnot, we know how to open up towards the camera, Right?
[00:44:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:44:55] Speaker B: So we're opening up towards the people that are watching as if they are the cameraman.
[00:44:59] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:45:00] Speaker B: And like, who's just giving them a show? I like, change positions. I'm opening up her camera. They didn't see the dick penetration and whatnot. Holding your leg up in the air. And, like, people are like, wow. And I think a guy or two were, like, kind of getting, like, super, super close.
[00:45:15] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:45:16] Speaker B: I kind of gave him that look, like, hey, that's. You can look, but don't touch because there's this one black guy from France that was wanting to fuck you, and you were totally not into him.
[00:45:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh, no, he was Italy.
[00:45:29] Speaker B: Italy, yes. Okay. One of those European countries, but thick.
[00:45:32] Speaker C: Accent I was having. Yes, but I was having trouble understanding him. But I, I. It wasn't that kind of a night. I already came with two dicks myself, so it's not, you know, adding a dick into the mix without more pussies is, like, not cool. So, you know, I would. I might do that if it was just us two and you, you know, you might have found a couple or something or a lady that, you know, that wasn't bi or whatever the fuck. But.
[00:45:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:45:58] Speaker C: So.
[00:45:59] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'm glad that you. Yeah, I'm glad that you just dictated that story.
[00:46:05] Speaker C: Sorry.
[00:46:05] Speaker B: So.
So anyways, we are fucking. We're having a good time.
We are opening up, and we're playing in the bed that Charlie knows was a fucked in. Because when we had come earlier in the night, there was these people playing in the bed. And, yeah, we didn't want to plan that yet. You know, we won't say why.
[00:46:25] Speaker C: No.
[00:46:25] Speaker B: And so anyways, we start. We're in missionary. We're in doggy style. I think you're writing me cowgirl style.
[00:46:33] Speaker C: We're doing it all.
[00:46:33] Speaker B: Yeah, we're doing it all.
[00:46:34] Speaker C: The basics, at least.
[00:46:36] Speaker B: Yeah. I think I, like, kind of picked you up a little bit. It was like, you. Yeah. I think I may have pointed at some of the people out there in the audience because, like, oh, my God. Hey, if any of y' all watch any of my videos that I do, there's this one goofy little thing that I do is I always point at the camera when I'm a girl in doggy style. You know, that's. That's the dark chocolate finger.
[00:46:58] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. It's so funny because sometimes they're like, well, he didn't point in mine. I was like, oh, no, you didn't look through the video?
[00:47:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whole video.
And so we're for about how long, would you say?
[00:47:10] Speaker C: I know, like, good. 15, 20.
[00:47:13] Speaker B: Yeah, about 15, 20 minutes.
And what was funny is as soon as we got done, like, just as quickly as the crowd came into the Voyeur Room, the public playroom. Yeah. That's how quickly they left.
[00:47:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:47:28] Speaker B: Like, they departed once they saw that there was no more.
Like, they just like. Like disappear.
[00:47:34] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:47:35] Speaker B: Like cockroaches when a light comes on.
[00:47:38] Speaker C: Honestly, I guess it was like 30. 20, 30. It doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:47:45] Speaker B: 20, 30 what?
[00:47:46] Speaker C: Minutes.
[00:47:46] Speaker B: Minutes.
[00:47:47] Speaker C: Like we were. Because 15 doesn't feel long enough because we were at it for a while.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: It was probably about 30 minutes maybe.
[00:47:54] Speaker C: And then Boston Bob came in at the last minute and said something and.
[00:47:58] Speaker B: No, Boston Bob came in halfway through.
[00:48:01] Speaker C: Oh.
[00:48:01] Speaker B: Because he was like, hey, it's Doc Chocolate upon Charlie.
And I was like, wait, what? What?
[00:48:08] Speaker A: Who.
[00:48:09] Speaker B: Who knows that we were here, but we're incognito.
And so.
So, yeah, but he disappeared and obviously he probably went because after we got done and we left the public playroom.
[00:48:23] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:48:24] Speaker B: You were like, where do you think Bob is at? And I was like, oh, Bob is getting.
He was down there naked in the pool with those ladies. Two ladies.
[00:48:32] Speaker C: Yeah, He.
[00:48:33] Speaker B: He's somebody. Yeah.
[00:48:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:35] Speaker B: I don't know where he's at, but he's somebody. Right? And he was. Because at that point, you know, you and I were, you know, pretty much, like, out. It was like almost 2 o' clock in the morning by then. And so we go outside to the smoke area just to chill out and get fresh air because it was getting kind of hot out there and we just needed that fresh. Fresh air.
[00:48:57] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:58] Speaker B: And so we were just kind of chilling out there for about 20 minutes, I want to say.
[00:49:01] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:02] Speaker B: And then I think we sent a text. I think I texted Bob. Yeah, because you didn't bring your phone. So I texted Bob to see where he was at. He didn't answer right away. So I was just like, okay, he's out there.
[00:49:14] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:15] Speaker B: But, you know, they did the 2:00 clock closing call. So I was like, okay, well, he's got to be done, you know, by this time. And. And so he texted back and we let him know where we were at, but for some odd reason, Boston Bob did not come to where we were at. And we were like, what the fuck, yo?
And so anyways, we're like, okay, well, he knows where he parked at, right?
[00:49:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:38] Speaker B: And so we go back in to get our. Our vodka.
And then out of the corner of my eye.
[00:49:47] Speaker C: So I'm getting the vodka at the other bar, and you're standing at the main bar that when you walk in.
[00:49:53] Speaker A: Am I?
[00:49:54] Speaker C: Yeah. And so Your back is to, like, the dance floor and that area. So, yeah, so. And I'm getting to. I'm getting to watch this. So I'm coming from the other bar, so I. I'm seeing the front of you, but you are not seeing the back of you. And you. This is when that lady comes up to you?
[00:50:12] Speaker B: Yes, because out of my peripheral vision, I see this. This lady walking up, right? This black lady walking up. And so I.
You know, I didn't think anything. I just was doing whatever I was doing. And then, you know, I feel like, an arm, you know, two hands on my back, just on my shoulders, starting to, like, massage me and touch me, essentially. Right?
[00:50:35] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:50:35] Speaker B: You know, and so, like, I automatically know it's the. The lady, right? And so I'm thinking in my head, okay, she being flirty or whatever. And so, you know, I kind of turn around and smile and.
[00:50:47] Speaker C: No, you gotta say what she says to you first.
[00:50:50] Speaker B: Well, she said it when I turned around and kind of smiled. Right?
She was like, oh, baby, thank you for the good time that we had.
[00:51:00] Speaker C: Wait a minute. She saw your face and she still said it?
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:04] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I didn't know that. I thought. I thought as soon as you turned around, she realized, okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
[00:51:10] Speaker B: Yeah, so she. I turn around and she's like, oh, baby, thank you for the good time that we had. And then I'm thinking in my head, like, what the is she talking about? Because she was missing a couple teeth.
And so.
And then I'm like, that. And then I'm looking at her. I'm like, that's the same chick that was with the Boston Bob in the porn. Cool. Like, one of the two chicks that was there.
[00:51:36] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:51:37] Speaker B: And then I'm like, oh, that's the second time this has happened tonight. She thinks that I was Bob. But this time it was even worse because at least with the first lady, it was. You just danced with us, you know, this lady, second lady, you actually the guy and you mistook.
[00:51:55] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:51:55] Speaker B: I was like, that's not me. That's my boy.
And then she does a second look at me, and then she's like, oh, shit, I am so sorry.
She's like, I'm looking for him this and that, and, you know, blah, blah, blah.
[00:52:11] Speaker C: Oh, shit. That was so funny.
[00:52:13] Speaker B: And so we have a laugh, and then we.
We walk out there, because by this time, Boston Bob has sent us a text message.
[00:52:21] Speaker A: Wait, wait.
[00:52:21] Speaker C: But. Okay, so I'm watching this all. All happen. And then. So she Realized it when, you know, you. You told her that you're not Bob. And then she's, you know, she's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. But she doesn't actually get embarrassed until she realizes that I've been watching the whole time, and I saw the whole thing happen. And then she. Then she felt embarrassed, and I'm like. And then I felt bad for, like, watching even though I was watching something in public, but it was just like, the whole thing, it was just. It was freaking hilarious. It was hilarious.
[00:52:50] Speaker B: And then Charlie came by and she said, absolutely not.
[00:52:54] Speaker C: Shut up.
[00:52:54] Speaker B: That is not Boston Bob. That is dark chocolate.
Chocolate. Absolutely not. Yeah, no, she didn't say that.
[00:53:01] Speaker C: No, no. So, no, I laughed with her. I was like, you're the second person who's done that tonight. So.
[00:53:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:07] Speaker B: So anyways, we go outside and me and Charlie being goofy, so, like, I have the remote key in my hand and, like, I set off the alarm on my. My Explorer, and then it just goes off, you know, because we. We know that Boston Bob is standing next to it, and, you know, we're just being stupid.
[00:53:26] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:53:27] Speaker B: And I think we raced out to the car. We just have the. I'm like, hey, Charlie, I foot race you. And you're like, nuh. You can't beat me. And we had a foot race. Right? And so obviously I beat you. Yeah. And he got up there, and then we tell Boston Bob about the chick that was down there that mistook us. And then he's like, oh, my God, I was trying to run away from that lady. Yeah.
[00:53:49] Speaker C: He's like, that's why I'm outside.
[00:53:50] Speaker B: That's why I'm outside. And, you know, I look at Bob and I'm like, okay, okay, I. I understand why you were running away, but. Yeah, okay, you know, she gave you a good blow, child.
Well, I mean, gummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, seriously, like, I'm not joking.
So anyways, so we drive home and we get home, and then me and you, Charlie, we're getting a little bit freaky and whatnot, and I think you're giving me a blow. Yeah, you give me a blowjob. Because you don't actually. We don't fuck, do we? I don't think we did.
[00:54:25] Speaker C: No. We were getting ready to decide if we were going to because you're like, you wanted to, but then you knew if you did, you. You would be too more tired in the morning because we had to get up early and drive, like, four or five hours.
[00:54:38] Speaker B: Oh, yes. Yes. Because I have a monthly couple. Couple that we drive out to in Palm Springs and I give the lady essential massage and we have some fun times. And if you want a central massage for your wife, make sure you go to.chocolatefans.com and you click that but button that says book me. Yes, I was saying butts. I know. I was thinking of butt. But.
[00:55:03] Speaker C: But, yeah, but no, there's a reason that they ask you back every month. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.
[00:55:08] Speaker B: Repeat, repeat, repeat. All right. So anyways, I wanted to make sure that I was well rested up because it's about a four hour, four and a half hour trip. Yeah. For us to drive from Vegas to Palm Springs, California. Yeah. And so anyways, I said, hey, you should go give Boston Pop a blowjob.
[00:55:29] Speaker C: A birthday blow job.
[00:55:30] Speaker B: A birthday blowjob.
[00:55:31] Speaker C: No, I know. Because we didn't get to play because he was playing with. With the ladies, and I wasn't keen on having him jump in knowing he probably hadn't, like, fully had a shower after playing with them.
[00:55:44] Speaker B: So I was just like, all right, very good idea.
[00:55:46] Speaker C: Yeah, thanks. And at least he didn't get his.
[00:55:48] Speaker B: Dick bit in the blowjob he had with that lady.
[00:55:52] Speaker C: That's true. Why did you get.
[00:55:53] Speaker B: Cuz she had.
[00:55:54] Speaker C: Oh, she was gummy.
[00:55:55] Speaker B: She was gummy.
[00:55:56] Speaker C: Just a.
[00:55:57] Speaker B: No, it wasn't a tooth. It was teeth.
[00:55:59] Speaker C: Teeth. Oh, okay.
[00:56:01] Speaker B: Not singular plural.
[00:56:02] Speaker C: So, yeah, so no offense if you're missing teeth. And he had come home and taken a shower and went to bed. And so you were like, you were being an awesome friend and you were like, no, you gotta go.
It's the 60th. I was like, okay, all right. And then like two seconds later, after I got to the bathroom to freshen up, you were already passed out, so. Oh, yeah, that was. That was going to be a quick one anyway, but yeah. So I got cleaned up and went down the hall and surprised Boston Bob with a blowjob that turned into sex.
That was so fucking funny because he's going to die.
[00:56:52] Speaker B: Why was it funny, Charlie?
[00:56:53] Speaker C: So we. I mean, you know, he was doing his best, but he was having trouble. And I was like, I don't think he drank that much. And he's like, if you would have just come in a little bit sooner. And I'm like, what does he mean by that? He was. He was giving himself a little birthday wank at the end of the night, and he had just finished, and I was like, of course, of course. So, no, but we had fun. He got a He got a good.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: Blowjob and you better not have kiln on our sheets.
[00:57:22] Speaker C: And we had some fun time. And then I showered up, came back to you and passed out. And.
Yeah, so that was. That was his 60th birthday.
[00:57:33] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes.
And so the next day we drive out to Palm Springs and we do our thing and then Boston Bob, he goes out by himself.
[00:57:42] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:57:43] Speaker B: Because. Oh, God, technically. Yeah, because it was Saturday.
[00:57:46] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:57:47] Speaker B: And technically, Saturday was his actual birthday.
And he had a couple different issues when he went out solo. Right?
[00:57:55] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:57:56] Speaker B: So the first time he.
The first issue was he went out to this club at one of the casino hotels out here in Vegas.
[00:58:04] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:58:04] Speaker B: On the Strip.
[00:58:05] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:06] Speaker B: And then, you know, he sees a hot girl that's dancing. So he goes over to dance with her and then she basically points behind him because he's been watching her the whole time and she's just dancing by herself for literally like, like about five to 10 minutes. Right. So he is thinking, Boston Bob, that she is by herself.
[00:58:27] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:27] Speaker B: So he goes over there and you know, he does it, you know, nicely, politely, and she points behind Boston Bob. And then Boston Bob turns around and he says he sees this big ass, huge six foot, five behemoth dude standing behind him.
[00:58:42] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:42] Speaker B: And what did the guy say?
[00:58:44] Speaker C: He just said, I. I do not even remember, but it was some kind of intimidating, like what? You know, you've got a problem or you've hitting on my girl or some kind of stupid, you know, alpha.
Yeah. And.
And I mean, I'm sorry, but if you leave your lady for. If you leave your lady for five.
[00:59:03] Speaker B: Minutes in Las Vegas.
[00:59:04] Speaker C: In Las Vegas on a Saturday night, on. At a club.
[00:59:07] Speaker B: At a club.
[00:59:08] Speaker C: Somebody's gonna hit on her.
[00:59:09] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:59:10] Speaker C: All good looking.
[00:59:11] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:59:12] Speaker C: Got like for what?
[00:59:14] Speaker B: You should be thankful that somebody's hitting on your girl. If nobody was hitting on your girl, then that says a lot about your girl.
[00:59:23] Speaker C: But he, I don't think he was bringing back drinks or anything. So we kind of all figured out that that might have been their thing because like, he, he was, he was almost like standing over there by him.
[00:59:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:35] Speaker C: And Boston Bob has a way of finding weird situations and, you know, and you know, unlucky or lucky sometimes. But. Yeah. So he might have been just a part of this weird kink that this couple has and. Yeah. So he got threatened.
[00:59:53] Speaker B: Yeah. It's hard out there for a single guy. I'm saying, like, we're telling this because there's a lot of single guys that listen to, to this. Right? Yes. And then the second instance or scenario or issue that happened or situation was, was he was walking and then he said that there's this younger lady inside.
[01:00:12] Speaker C: The, the outside of the club. Yeah.
[01:00:14] Speaker B: You know, and I think he basically sees her and you know, things that she's by herself. So he says, hi, how you doing? What's your name?
[01:00:22] Speaker C: He gave him like they like eye contact and kind of more eye contact that you would give someone that you were trying to let them know that you were interested.
[01:00:32] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, he did say that.
[01:00:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:00:34] Speaker B: And so he goes to approach and he just says, you know, simple, oh, hey, how you doing? My name's Bob. Yeah, and then she says.
[01:00:43] Speaker C: She said something about like she's got a boyfriend or something. Is that what happened?
[01:00:47] Speaker B: Yeah, she's like, I have a boyfriend. And you know, like all like freaking out and stuff like that. That. And then like he like all offended.
[01:00:57] Speaker C: Like all offended. And then.
[01:00:59] Speaker B: Yes, and then Bob says that the boyfriend comes over and he's just kind of shaking his head. He's just exasperated. He's like, oh, please just walk away. Yeah, please. Like he's like, he's tired that he's been through this like multiple times at night. He's just frustrated.
[01:01:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: So Boston Bob walks away and then he goes to order some pizza or whatever it is. And he, as he's waiting for his pizza.
[01:01:27] Speaker C: He leaves. He calls the number to order the pizza. Then he realizes that the pizza place is right near where that situation happened and the group of people is still standing there. So he's like, you know, he's like kind of going around them, but trying to go wide so it doesn't look like he's coming back to annoy the woman or something.
And the.
[01:01:50] Speaker B: Well, he didn't see them initially cuz like when he went back to the, when he went back to the restaurant, like he was waiting for it. And then he says he kind of turns around cuz he's looking at his tickets to see what his number is. And then he kind of looks up real quick. And then right at that moment when he looks up, that chick, that same chick looks up and they're like literally like right by each other.
And then the chick freaks the fuck out and like pushes him in the.
[01:02:17] Speaker C: Chest, acting like he's stalking her. And the only reason he could have for being there, them standing right next to a pizza place is because he wants to accost her.
[01:02:30] Speaker B: Yes, the man wants some pizza. It's his fucking birthday.
[01:02:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:02:34] Speaker B: Yeah. And so the security guards come Out.
[01:02:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:02:37] Speaker B: And they basically.
[01:02:39] Speaker C: They separate.
[01:02:40] Speaker B: Separate both two parties. And they basically saw what happened. So they asked Boston Bob if he wants to press charges. And to where she answers, no, I'm good. And, you know, blah, blah, blah. He said, yeah, I was a little bit high, so I didn't want to.
[01:02:54] Speaker C: Yeah, no. But it's also his birthday. He doesn't want to spend, you know, half the night filing a report against this woman. But I feel like any other night we all would have done that. We all would have fucking pressed charges because you. It was obvious that this is something that this woman does a lot.
The husband was tired of having to pretend to be offended that this guy was, you know, close or whatever the fuck. She was clearly trying to start something. And she apparently had not gotten caught on camera before because this time she did. And the cops saw, you know, everything that happened. And so it's like. But if it was any other night, it was like, I would have hoped he would have. Just to make sure that she doesn't. She knows, understands that you can't do that.
[01:03:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:03:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:03:44] Speaker B: Because like, in life, everybody needs to understand that there's always consequences for your bad behavior and your actions.
[01:03:52] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:03:52] Speaker B: Right. So please try to treat those single guys out there better.
[01:03:57] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:03:57] Speaker B: Ladies and couples. So anyways, this is the end of the episode, so hope you enjoyed the episode. Make sure you check out funcharlie.com and doc chocolatefans.com and until next time, y' all be sexy. Y' all keep it fresh. And y' all make sure you do, do not say absolutely not to those people that you may despise or be irritated by in life.
[01:04:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:04:29] Speaker B: Bye. Bye.
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